There's Nothing To Be Said For

Written by Jason Wojciechowski on .

If you read through my archives or listen to me talk for any decent length of time, you'll probably read or hear me say one or several times the phrase "There's something to be said for ... ." You know, there's something to be said for making your own ice cream. There's something to be said for having a cat on your lap. There's something to be said for batting your best hitter second overall.

I thought I would make a nonexhaustive list of the things for which there is nothing to be said.

  1. Intentional walks
  2. Beanball wars
  3. Yuniesky Betancourt
  4. Coors Light, especially at the ballpark
  5. The All-Star Game mattering
  6. Draft pick compensation limits
  7. Hazing rookies using imagery that implies that to be female is to be lesser
  8. The fake-to-third, throw-to-first move
  9. Moral judgements based on on-field results
  10. Fans running onto the field
  11. The eight-man bullpen
  12. Getting all uptight about asking an innocent softball question about beer
  13. Teddy Roosevelt

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12 comments
wtasker
wtasker

Great list. Agree with MPM. The "mattering" made me laugh too. Funny.

mpmcmurtrey
mpmcmurtrey

Great list! How about the 9 man bullpen currently being employed in KC?

NeilAnAlien
NeilAnAlien

@jlwoj i'd add, nothing to be said for rain delay programming or senior citizens rounding up foul balls.

jlwoj
jlwoj

@NeilAnAlien but sometimes they play bloopers!

NeilAnAlien
NeilAnAlien

@jlwoj tv rain delay filler around here is always the same 5 docs on the 60, 71, 79 teams. might be better in other markets.

Red_SoxThoughts
Red_SoxThoughts

@jlwoj Also, sliding head first into first base.

jlwoj
jlwoj

@Red_SoxThoughts I disagree! 0.01% of the time, it's the correct play to avoid a tag by a jumping first baseman.

Red_SoxThoughts
Red_SoxThoughts

@jlwoj Haha, fair enough. There is something to be said about .01%.

NeilAnAlien
NeilAnAlien

@jlwoj whats the TR reference?

jlwoj
jlwoj

@NeilAnAlien https://t.co/03QFwoos

NeilAnAlien
NeilAnAlien

@jlwoj i see. Nothing to be said about that. butif an idiotic player batted TR as he ran the race, ala Randall Simon, that'd be something.

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